caroline: hello?

louis: caroline?

caroline: yes, hello?

louis: hi.

caroline: oh lou-

louis: hi. it's louis tomlinson. harry's best friend.

caroline: yeah i know who you are lou.

louis: hi. it's louis tomlinson. you may know me as harry's lover.

caroline: lol louis! i know who you are. i'm at your apartment every day..

louis: hi. it's louis tomlinson. harry's man crush. the boy who shares a bromance with him. the boy who is secretly in love with him and is hurting because some saggy pussy stole him away from me leaving me alone and judging harshly from afar at their pda.

caroline: what?

louis: what? who said that.

caroline: -laughs nervously-

louis: let's cut to the chace whore. Give Harry back and we'll pretend this little situation didn't happen

caroline: wh-

louis: he's mine.

caroline: Okay seriously louis this prank call isn't funny anymore

louis: he's mine.

caroline: Are you being serious? You're starting to scare m-

louis: HE'S MINE!

caroline: woah. okay calm down. i'm sure we can talk about this in a appropriate manner

harry in the distance: louis who are you yelling at on the phone?

caroline:

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Caroline:

Louis:

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Dog barking in the distance from next door:

Caroline:

Louis:

Louis:

louis: zayn.

-hangs up-